Mark Ray

Palma, Kentucky

Preacher

I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. I play bluegrass cello, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I don’t drink often, but when I do I drink organic Minute Maid...stay thirsty my friend. I am efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an ex