The Funniest Posts From Parents This Week (July 19-25)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms, like X, Threads and Bluesky, to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 21, 2025

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my IPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
— Julie Banderas (@JulieBanderas) July 21, 2025

Make sure you kids drink enough water!

-me with my 4th cup of coffee
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 19, 2025

googles "fun things to do with your kids"

skims results

googles "fun things to do with your kids if you're lazy"
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) July 24, 2025

mama.unfiltered/Threads

champersstamers/Threads

ginnyhogan_/Threads

tayflemm/Threads

thespeechprof/Threads

illumeroom/Threads

jewelstaite/Threads

adamtutkus/Threads

Toddlers are fun because they won’t eat the food you cook, but a dirty cheerio from the depths of their car seat is a gourmet snack.
— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) July 21, 2025

*sitting and folding clothes*

8yo: You're doing laundry again? You must really love doing laundry.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) July 21, 2025

I might not be good at bowling, but I can make sure I can throw the game so my 7yo will narrowly beats me and he has a great day

That's my story and I'm sticking to it
— Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad 🇳🇿 ☕ (@Caff_Dad) July 24, 2025

I tried explaining crypto to my nine year old and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) July 20, 2025

My kids have Crayola taste on a Roseart budget
— meghan (@deloisivete) July 24, 2025

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