Bad Jokes Edition

On April Fools Day, let’s take a break from all the news and look back at some incredibly bad, cringe-worthy and pathetic jokes this lovely newsletter has brought to you for (almost!) a whole year.

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1. Why does the climate want privacy? It is changing. 🙈
2. What’s the main cause of climate change? Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire. 🔥
3. What do Microsoft excel and climate change have in common? They've both been commonplace since the 80's, but boomers still don't understand them
4. Climate change is such a joke...Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up
5. My auntie was killed by a stampede of turtles. It was a very slow death. 🐢
6. How can you tell the ocean is friendly? — It waves. 🌊
7. One glacier says to the other: "You still owe me 1,000 euros! The other replies: "Give me a few more days, soon I'll be liquid again
8. How do you send a message in a rainforest? …By moss code 😛
9. We haven't found a solution for climate change yet, but...we're definitely getting warmer.
10. What did the wind turbine say when asked about sustainable energy? …I'm a huge fan.
11. What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline? An anti-climactic climatic joke.
12. What’s the scariest part about climate change? The atmosfear
13. What do you get when you cross a wolf and a climate activist? Aware wolf. 👨🌕🐺
14. What do you call anti-environmental music? Plastic Rap 🎤
15. How do elephants keep cool? …Ear conditioning! 🐘
16. Why do apes tell such bad stories… Because they have no tales! 🐒
17. How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate.
18. Paper isn’t just bad for the environment …It’s tearable. 😉
19. Why is Leonardo Di Caprio so passionate about climate change? He owes icebergs his whole career 💑🚢🧊
20. A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long phase?"
21. What's a wind turbine's favorite color? Blew 💨
22. What is the most eco-friendly musical instrument? An air guitar 🎸
23. Why did the Earth blush? It saw the climate changing. 😳
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of land protection 😎
25. How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What are you talking about? The bulb is fine 💡
26. What do appliances dress up as for Halloween? Energy vampires 🧛🏻🧛🏼🧛🏽
27. What do you get when you divide the circumference of pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi 🎃
28. What was Aladdin called after he went vegan? Saladdin 🧑🏽🐒🧞♂️👸🏽🐯
29. What does an eco-friendly prisoner ask for? A solar cell. ☀️
30. Why did the compost get invited to the party? Because it was such a fungi! 🍄
31. What do swamp creatures eat for dessert? Marsh-mallows
32. What did one light bulb say to the other light bulb? “I love you watts!” ❤️
33. I started growing vegetables in my balcony, but haven’t had much success. I really need to turnip my game.
34. What did the snail say as it rode on the turtle’s back? WEEEEEEEEE! 🐌🐢
35. If a leap year has 366 days, what do you call a year with 365 days? A light year.
36. Why does the leopard eat lunch in a different part of the forest every day? Because she doesn’t have a favorite spot. 🐆
37. I tried to recycle all the soda cans, but it was just a canundrum
38. A friend dug a hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well. 💧

And of course my favorite video of all time

Get a Hot Date with Al Gore's Climate Change Pick Up Lines!

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