The $2000 Coffee
Soooo,
what do we do
anyway?
You asked a consultant to help your business.
He gave you this report.
It tells you what to do.
It doesn’t tell you how to do it.
It doesn’t help you do it.
It doesn’t connect you with people
you can do it with.
And there’s no guarantee that you’ll get
results if you do it.
That will be $20,000 thank you.
Or try this
$2,000 Coffee
solves business problems on the spot.
We’re a network of highly specialized business leaders.
We’ve spent our careers solving the exact problem
you’re dealing with now.
You’ll finish your coffee knowing what to do,
how to do it,
and who to do it with.
100% guaranteed - forever - or your money back.
You’ll feel excited and energized
You’ll feel confident
You’ll feel relief
Here’s how it works
We chat to precisely define your problem.
We match you with our appropriate expert.
You meet.
In under 3 hours (and coffee) we solve the problem.
We create a roadmap to execution.
We match you with people who can help you execute.
We give you a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Forever.
A few of our highly caffeinated testimonials
Neil saved us millions of dollars by warning us away
from an erroneous product development path.
Additionally, he provided other highly valuable
insights relating to procuring private investments
which I still use today. And, the coffee was great.
David’s expertise in the culture-building process
has enabled us to become an award-winning
brand, enhancing drastically our ability to
attract great talent and great clients.
I can’t believe the results I achieved after working
with Baila. Following her advice, I prepared a pitch
and only sent it to five media contacts. My pitch got
picked up by BC Business the next week and my
organization was featured in the April issue. If you
want guaranteed results, book a session with Baila.
Marc approached our issue with ‘beginner’s mind’
which allowed us to see brand new possibilities. We
reimagined our material and discovered its magic.
The result was a better product that really
resonated. Marc is a pleasure to work with, has
boundless energy and enthusiastically embraces
whatever you ask of him.
Greg has a keen sense of entrepreneurship,
customer centric focus, and proven ability to help
improve business efficiency in cutting costs,
streamlining operations, improving management
systems, quickly growing revenues into new
markets, and most importantly improving the
bottom line.
Ready?
2000Coffee.com

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$2000 Coffee Explained

  • 1. The $2000 Coffee Soooo, what do we do anyway?
  • 2. You asked a consultant to help your business. He gave you this report. It tells you what to do. It doesn’t tell you how to do it. It doesn’t help you do it. It doesn’t connect you with people you can do it with. And there’s no guarantee that you’ll get results if you do it. That will be $20,000 thank you.
  • 4. $2,000 Coffee solves business problems on the spot. We’re a network of highly specialized business leaders. We’ve spent our careers solving the exact problem you’re dealing with now. You’ll finish your coffee knowing what to do, how to do it, and who to do it with. 100% guaranteed - forever - or your money back.
  • 5. You’ll feel excited and energized
  • 9. We chat to precisely define your problem. We match you with our appropriate expert. You meet. In under 3 hours (and coffee) we solve the problem. We create a roadmap to execution. We match you with people who can help you execute. We give you a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Forever.
  • 10. A few of our highly caffeinated testimonials
  • 11. Neil saved us millions of dollars by warning us away from an erroneous product development path. Additionally, he provided other highly valuable insights relating to procuring private investments which I still use today. And, the coffee was great.
  • 12. David’s expertise in the culture-building process has enabled us to become an award-winning brand, enhancing drastically our ability to attract great talent and great clients.
  • 13. I can’t believe the results I achieved after working with Baila. Following her advice, I prepared a pitch and only sent it to five media contacts. My pitch got picked up by BC Business the next week and my organization was featured in the April issue. If you want guaranteed results, book a session with Baila.
  • 14. Marc approached our issue with ‘beginner’s mind’ which allowed us to see brand new possibilities. We reimagined our material and discovered its magic. The result was a better product that really resonated. Marc is a pleasure to work with, has boundless energy and enthusiastically embraces whatever you ask of him.
  • 15. Greg has a keen sense of entrepreneurship, customer centric focus, and proven ability to help improve business efficiency in cutting costs, streamlining operations, improving management systems, quickly growing revenues into new markets, and most importantly improving the bottom line.