This document discusses eight criteria for choosing a self-service analytics platform: 1) Usability - The interface should be intuitive for both power users and non-technical users. 2) Scalability - The platform should be able to support a growing user base without increasing costs. 3) Security - The platform must have strong data security to safely share information with external users. 4) Data services and integration - The platform should integrate data from various sources and enable access for users. 5) Functionality - The platform should have a broad range of capabilities in a single system to meet different user needs. Real-world examples are provided to illustrate how companies have benefited from self-service analytics.