Using Android Things and machine learning, this document proposes a project to detect and exterminate reptilians. It describes using TensorFlow on Android Things to create an image classifier trained to identify reptilians in photos. It then discusses using various Android Things peripherals like sensors, displays, motors and relays to detect approaching reptilians and trigger extermination devices like flamethrowers or chainsaws. The document argues Android Things is a good platform for such a project due to its access to local computation, Google services and a wide range of hardware. It concludes by encouraging people to try Android Things development.