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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with ____________

If I had an altercation with my roommate, checked into Edmont Hotel, danced with random tourist girls, had a clumsy encounter with a prostitute, got beaten up by her pimp, was drunk and lazy most of the time, was nervous about the process of change and growing up, could only talk to my younger sister and thought Mr. Antolini was making a move on me, who would I be?

“ Give me more chopper backup” Says who?

All Deep Purple guitarists at some point

This photo comes on every anniversary issue of the New Yorker

"I'm not going to do my maths homework. Look at these unsolved problems. Here's a number in mortal combat with another. One of them is going to get subtracted. But why? What will be left of him? If I answered these, it would kill the suspense. It would resolve the conflict and turn intriguing possibilities into boring old facts." "I never really thought about the literary possibilities of maths." "I prefer to savour the mystery."

A highly stylized flick in the cinematic traditions of Wuxia (Chinese martial arts), Jidaigeki (Japanese period cinema), Spaghetti Westerns and Italian horror or giallo What’s being talked about?

NASCAR Chicken Gardener Jewish Fisherman Prisoner Chiropractic Baseball fan African American Grandparent

“ Some say he’s a CIA experiment that went wrong and that he only eats cheese. All we know is…” Who said this and about whom?

Jeremy Clarkson referring to ‘The Stig’ in Top Gear

X is a dish made out of rice and split skinned black lentils and is rich in carbohydrates and protein. A modified form of the same can be used to make Y . The rice is finely ground, more so in Y and the rice to lentil ratio varies in both. The rice can be uncooked or parboiled. Before Z was invented, X was served with potato curry without onions in a separate cup. During a shortage of potatoes, a method was created where potatoes were mashed and sautéed with onions together with other spices and stuffed into X . People liked this new innovation and it came to be called Z .

X- Sada Dosa Y-Idli Z-Masala Dosa

Primitive versions of modern bowling were known many centuries ago. Pins of varied sizes and shapes were employed. Eventually they were standardized at fifteen inches in both height and circumstances. Originally called ten-pins, the equipment used in Europe was employed in the earliest American bowling saloons. The game was modified by introduction of a short, slender pin that was compared with a X and, by extension, called them Y . So many people reset so many pins in rows that one who completes a task is commended as having put his Z . what are X and Z .

Nokia’s first SMS tone was ‘SMS’ in Morse code

Pink Anderson Floyd Council Pink Floyd

An elephant makes love to a pig The Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka Kom’s groovy pirate ghost mystery Chimpokomon Are you there God, it’s me Jesus Cherokee hair tampons Something you can do with your finger Do the handicapped go to hell?

How much does Bart sell his soul to Milhouse for in "Bart Sells his Soul"?

The Late Night show with David ‘Litterbin’ was Razor’s favourite show

On movie night at the nuclear plant, Homer learns that the nuclear power plant is being shut down and outsourced to India. After Homer is sent to train the new employees, he becomes power-hungry. After a brief standoff with a sacred cow, Homer looks for a relative of Apu named Kavi, who should be around somewhere. After randomly asking people, he finally gets the right man on the second try. With “help” from a book Marge gave him to read on the plane trip, The Cereal Is the Prize , Homer is able to spur the "natives" into a working frenzy (actually they assume that if they cheer, they will be allowed to go back to work). Homer, Smithers, and Mr. Burns get a positive (if inaccurate) impression from this, and Homer is put in total charge of the power plant while Mr. Burns takes time off to have fun floating down the Ganges with corpses he has befriended. Homer, left in charge of a slightly-overgrown nuclear power plant on a river in the middle of nowhere, appraises the Hindu deities and decides he might be a god himself . About a week later, Lenny and Carl come to the India plant, invited by a card claiming that Homer is to become a god. Soon, the rest of the Simpson family, worried about Homer, travel to India and, with Mr. Burns, journey upriver on a PBR boat and find that Homer is ruling the plant like a god. Horrified, Marge and the kids tell the plant workers that Homer is not a god. They cheerfully explain that they know, and are worshiping him instead for the American workplace routines he has instituted, like X . It is revealed that Homer is treating the workers as good human beings, much to Marge’s relief. THE EPISODES NAME IS KISS KISS ..... ? AND WHAT IS X .

KISS KISS BANG BANGALORE X-Coffee Break

Stevie Ray Vaughan-Scuttle Buttin’

X is an english guitarist, composer, record producer. He began his career as a studio session guitarist in London and was subsequently a member of A from 1966 to 1968, after which he formed the English rock band which Pete Townshend described as a sinking air ship. X was rank #9 in the list of the 100 greatest guitarists of all time by Rolling stone magazine in 2003. Y’s guitar experiments with fuzz tone, feedback, and distortion helped revolutionize British rock. Y was also rated #14 in the same list by Rolling Stone. Y has mostly recorded as an instrumental artist, spanning genres ranging from blues-rock, heavy metal, jazz fusion and more recently electronica. In 1967, he formed the Y group which featured him on lead guitar, Rod Stewart on vocals, Ronnie Wood on bass, Nicky Hopkins on piano and eventually Micky Waller on drums. Z is the only person to have ever been inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 3 times over and has been rated #4 in the top 100 guitarists of all time. Z has performed with Casey Jones and the Engineers, The Bluesbreakers, Cream, Blind Faith, Delaney & Bonnie & Friends and Derek & the Dominos. Incidentally X , Y , Z were all once part of A .

X-Jimmy Page Y-Jeff Beck Z-Eric Clapton A-The Yard birds

"I don't know much about jazz, but you're awfully reedy at the top of the register. Have you ever thought of trying something else? Economics, perhaps?"

Ayn Rand to Alan Greenspan, ex-chairman of the Federal Reserve, while he played her the saxophone the first time they met. Connect: He was in the ‘Ayn Rand collective’ who got to read Atlas Shrugged while it was being written.

XY is an Indian social activist and retired IPS officer after taking voluntary retirement in 2007. XY has won the Ramon Magsaysay Award in 1994 for substantial prison reforms. XY has served in many tough assignments ranging for Traffic Commissioner of New Delhi, DIG of Police in Mizoram, Advisor to the lieutenant Governor of Chandigarh and DG of the Narcotics Control Bureau. XY is sometimes known as AY for towing Z’s car for a parking violation. Identify A and Z

XY-Kiran Bedi A-Crane Z-Indira Gandhi

“ Just make us look cool, man” - Russell

“ I got the better end of the deal. I only lent you my body - you lent me your dream.” -Jerome

“ I would say that you misread Einstein, Dr. Powell. May I call you Mark? You see Mark, what Einstein actually said was that nothing can accelerate to the speed of light because its mass would become infinite. Einstein said nothing about entities already traveling at the speed of light or faster.” -Prot

It is thought that X over saw the death of almost 300,000 of his countrymen in a short but particularly bloody reign of terror. During a particularly gory period of ethnic cleansing he presided over the murder of thousands of Y ’s. Their rotting corpses were then tossed into a river and the sheer number of bodies floating downstream proceeded to completely clog the Owens Fall hydro electric dam. His other name was “His Excellency, President for life, field marshal Al Hajdi Doctor X Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa and in Z in particular and the most Ubiquitous of all King of A ”

X-Idi Amin Y- Ugandans Z-Uganda A-Scotland

X is the company's evil Human Resources director. He derives sadistic pleasure from seeing employees worry about their jobs, and particularly enjoys tormenting Wally. Merely mentioning the term "layoffs" causes him to purr with delight. He is particularly cooperative and friendly with the Pointy Haired Boss.

Catbert from the Dilbert comic strip

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