This document presents the case of a 66-year-old male who presented with progressive weakness, cough, chest pain, and nausea. His labs showed hypercalcemia, alkalosis, and renal failure. His history of heartburn and consumption of large amounts of calcium carbonate antacids and milk suggested a diagnosis of milk-alkali syndrome. The treatment plan involved hospitalization, hydration, diuresis, and discontinuing calcium intake to address the hypercalcemia, alkalosis, and renal failure caused by his excessive calcium and antacid ingestion.