Definitions Of Designations
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The document defines various project roles through analogies about delivering babies. It states that a project manager believes many women can deliver a baby quickly, a developer thinks delivery will take longer, and an on-site coordinator believes one woman can deliver many babies at once. It also describes the client, marketing manager, resource optimization team, documentation team, quality auditor, tester, and HR manager through similar unrealistic beliefs about accelerated or altered baby delivery.
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Definitions Of Designations
- 2. Project Manager – is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
- 3. Developer - is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- 4. On-site Coordinator- is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- 5. Client- is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- 6. Marketing Manager- is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
- 7. Resource Optimization Team - thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
- 8. Documentation Team - thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
- 9. Quality Auditor - is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
- 10. Tester - is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
- 11. HR Manager - is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!