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How to be aTerrible Hiring Manager
Dawn M. Foster, Pivotal
Painting: Ivan the Terrible and Souls of his Victims by Mikhail Petrovich Klodt 
WHOAMI
Geek, Traveler, Reader
20+ Years in Tech / OSS
OSS Strategy Lead at Pivotal
Photos by Mom, Josh Bancroft, Don Park@geekygirldawn
Rock Stars
Famous people
with big egos
who smash things
Image by Pete Linforth from Pixabay@geekygirldawn
Ninjas
Sneaky mercenaries
who may kill you
Image by MichaelWuensch from Pixabay @geekygirldawn
GitHub as Resume
Hire privileged people
with loads of free time
@geekygirldawn
Requirements
List nice to haves as
must have requirements
Image Credit: Gage Skidmore@geekygirldawn
Duplication
Make candidates provide the
same info multiple times
Image Credit:  Ag Ku@geekygirldawn
Surprise!
Don’t set expectations
for the process
Image Credit: Simon Law@geekygirldawn
Culture Fit
Hire clones of
existing team members
Image Credit: Jeremy Keith@geekygirldawn
Random
Use random, irrelevant
questions for interviews
@geekygirldawn
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Interview Gimmicks
Whiteboard coding,
riddles, and puzzles
Image by Annoying Noises on Flickr@geekygirldawn
Test Scores
Rely on test scores
over experience
Image Credit: Alberto G.@geekygirldawn
Don’t Communicate
Black holes are for space,
not communication
Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech@geekygirldawn
Avoid Networking
Don’t meet awesome people
doing interesting work
Image Credit: The Linux Foundation@geekygirldawn
What does it mean?!?
Translate from hiring manager
speak into English
Image Credit@geekygirldawn
Translation
20 Years of Kubernetes
experience required
Image Credit: Aaron Crickenberger@geekygirldawn
Translation
“Opportunity” for an unpaid
internship at a tech company
@geekygirldawn
Translation
List of 50 requirements
in a job posting
Image by cocoparisienne from Pixabay@geekygirldawn
Translation
Free dinner and
laundry services
Image Credit: Matthew Ingram@geekygirldawn
ThankYou!
Dawn M. Foster, Pivotal
dawn@fastwonder.com
fastwonderblog.com
Image Credit@geekygirldawn

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