A 68-year-old man presented with right lower extremity pain following a failed L2-L4 laminectomy in 2014. He had three months of pain relief but symptoms returned with terrible right lateral and anterior thigh pain that prevented walking without a walker. On exam, he had severe right quadriceps and hip flexor weakness. A lumbar laminectomy using the "port hole" technique was recommended to decompress the lumbar stenosis given the optimal lumbar anatomy and the severe pain preventing an MRI.