New deepu v1
- 3. Love Guru He’s a self-proclaimed “Love Guru” •The GURU has his own visions and his radical concepts are liked by many Here are a few of his “teachings” “You can make any girl fall for you” “There’s nothing like love happens.. You’ve to make it happen” “There were many beneficiaries…. Let’s look at some of them.. How their
- 4. Before After Don’t be over ambitious.. Instead focus!! • Messed up affairs… • “Focused Differentiation!!” • 14 missed targets!!!
- 5. Going out of the way to form alliances.. Before Strategizing!! After U can’t do it alone!! Hindustan Motors • Too many targets!! “Strategic Alliances” • Extremely low success rates!
- 6. (Things are not working out for me) Before Strategizing!! “You should have strong hands!!!” • “Zero” conversions!! • Practice “hand • Poor hit rate!! strengthening” exercises through action songs • Focus !!
- 7. Strategizing!! After!! Yaay!!! A girl likes my hands and “Oh Prasoon.. You Noufal loves me!! have such strong <3 <3 hands!!!” Said by a certain PGP2 girl..* *(so claims Prasoon.. No one knows the truth) Even joint stock company failed!!! Did he really get what he wanted?? A closer look at the exercise!
- 8. Before After Don’t be too focused!! The right one might be around!! ‘Lungi’ fan club • Too many suitors… • It’s all about seeing the • Confused!! ‘big’ picture in life • Still feel that the Mr. Right • It’s just a matter of is yet to show up!! “Perspectives”
- 9. Well, let’s wait and see if the advices worked out!!
- 10. He’s a real PAMB ( ) He is notorious for his nocturnal boozing.. And then striking up random conversations with girls with whom he haven’t spoken in his lifetime.. According to him, it’s all “maya”.. Well, only the victims know what he spoke.. ;-) He even passed out in front of the ladies block, after one such “maya”.. causing panic in the hearts of many!! Well, according to him.. “he was taking care of his devotees”.. He wears this when he’s drunk
- 11. Some of them take advices for even CCS… after all “love is a contemporary concerns”.. Right?? ;-) “Madhuloka” is where he buys his booze from He has also killed the hopes of some others.. ! Or Money spent on the “Halwa”is waste!!
- 12. Or Prevention is better than cure !! ;-) Because… He’s not just a “love guru” but a “Nityananda”…!!
- 13. DATE : 14-03-2013 TIME : 00:00 “I hate Hooshing.. You can’t embarrass me on my b’day”