This document outlines 9 types of housesits that people should avoid. These include "The Shanty Sit" where the home is run down, "The Zoo Sit" with too many animals to care for, "The Prison Sit" with overly demanding owners, "The Slave Labor Sit" where owners expect free labor, "The Lets Shack-up Sit" where owners want sitters to live with them, "The Caregiver Sit" with responsibility for children or elders, "The General Contractor Sit" expecting renovations, "Mail Order Bride Sit" from those seeking relationships, and "The Orwellian Sit" with excessive surveillance. The document promotes getting a free guide to ideal housesitting situations.