1) The document describes a riff-playing acoustic guitarist traveling down a muddy, winding road in the rain as sections of a piece called "The Awful Riffmaker" are introduced. 2) As the sections continue, the guitarist is described as having an annihilator red head and flying-volt guitar that acts as a six string spinal chord. 3) The guitarist continues marching towards an unknown evil destination as the riff continues, with the grounding and uplifting of guitars described from muddy riffs to the stars.