Character 1 enters the room unhappy with his life, complaining to Character 2 that he works a dead-end fast food job and will never do better. He says his coworker makes fun of him, his only friend is dim-witted, and his pet is useless. When prompted what the worst part is, Character 1 hesitates but then exclaims that he lives in a pineapple under the sea before storming off embarrassed, leaving Character 2 reflecting that at least Character 1 didn't lose his father.