Script
- 1. Scene 1: Interior. In a school Corridor. Midday. The English block of Ringwood School. Character 1 walks down the hall towards the media room. She/he turns and walks through the door. The media room Character 1 stops as the door closes behind him/her. Character 2 is sat on a swivel chair and spins around to face character 1 silently. Character 2 Sit down. Character 1 (Looks confused) Okay… Character 2 We have something very important to discuss Character 1 And this would be regarding what exactly? Character 2 looks around suspiciously, checks the room is empty and leans forward Character 2 I need some help with my jokes Character 1 You what? Character 2 Like I said, I need help with my jokes… I’m just not funny enough, and Jess only likes funny guys. Character 1 Oh no I wouldn’t say that, your plenty funny… come on tell me a joke Character 2 Well I do know one… Character 1 Go on then Character 2 How do you feel when there is no coffee? Character 1
- 2. I don’t know. How do you feel when there is no coffee? Character 2 Depresso (laughs at own joke) Character 1 Yeah… um maybe you’re just trying a little too hard. Have you ever tried just talking to her? Character 2 Well yeah but we only ever talk about school work, I need her to be a little more interested… how about this. What do you call a bear without any teeth? Character 1 (rolls eyes) I don’t know, what do you call a bear with no teeth? Character 2 A gummy bear!! Character 1 I really think you should revisit the whole talking to her thing… ask her about herself Character 2 Yeah, yeah I think I could do that… sooooo how are you doing? What do you plan on doing after collage? Tell me about your hopes and dreams! Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Character 1 Well you’re coming across a bit strong but I like the ambition! Jess walks in. Character 2 Oh hi Jess… The three of them all exchange awkward looks Character 2 So how do you feel when you’ve had no coffee… depresso (laughs hysterically) Jess walks out the room.