An ideal static code analyzer would have the following characteristics: 100% detection of all errors with 0% false positives, high performance across any operating system or IDE, and the ability to analyze any programming language. However, the author explains that such an ideal is unachievable. Perfect error detection and no false positives are impossible due to limitations in analyzing program logic and constantly evolving code. Wide system and language support requires significant development efforts. Quality customer support and tool maintenance require ongoing funding which supports an annual licensing model rather than one-time free use. While an ideal analyzer is unattainable, the characteristics define goals for product development.