A Grinchy Calculus (Calc Song Book pp11-12)
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The document is a song parody written from the perspective of calculus students. It describes calculus as mean and challenging, involving derivatives, integrals, and other advanced math concepts. However, it also acknowledges that with the help of their teacher and by working together, the students will master calculus and do well on their Advanced Placement exam.
A Grinchy Calculus (Calc Song Book pp11-12)
- 1. "A Grinchy Calculus!" (to the tune of "Your a Mean One Mr. Grinch") Pages 11-12 Calculus Song Book You’re a mean one, calculus You are a little rough But MrG will get us through it We all know that we are tough Calculus Just take the derivative… And set it equal to zero You’re a monster, calculus The slope is undefined?? My brain is full of inverse functions Is it cosine or arcsine? Calculus I couldn’t do you without my TI-89 You’re a vile one, calculus Don’t forget to add plus C Gone are days of simple functions ax^2 + bx + c Calculus Given the choice between minimizing and maximizing I’d choose… Going back to Algebra 2
- 2. "A Grinchy Calculus!" (to the tune of "Your a Mean One Mr. Grinch") Pages 11-12 Calculus Song Book You’re a foul one, calculus Straight line motion what’s that mean? Derivative of the position gives you the velocity Calculus The three words that best describe you are as follows And I quote, Derivative Equals Zero We say you’re awful, calculus But really you are fine We all will work together AP Test? We’ll get a five Calculus Even though we’re super dramatic and You make us cry sometimes we actually Sorta look forward to your class And you’re kinda okay. Thanks for everything, CALCULUS