Bread applications
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The document is about a piece of bread that was made in Bangalore, India and purchased by a woman. It then describes its shelf life until being purchased and discusses how historically significant bread is. It provides examples of bread's cultural, linguistic, and historic importance throughout time and in different regions and languages. The bread hopes humans will value it more for its rich heritage.
Bread applications
- 2. • I was made in a small factory outside Bangalore, India. • My shelf life consisted of hanging about till this kind lady bought me from there, to star me in my own story. • I got sold by a cashier who hummed ‘O Fortuna’, thinking it was a Malayalam* song. • I retail at about Rs. 53. Which is roughly a dollar. • Lest you think me unimportant, here’s the story of how grand I am! MEET *Malayalam: besides being a palindrome, one of 4 languages spoken in the South of India. WELLREAD BREAD…
- 3. BREAD HAS SUCH HISTORIC SIGNIFICANCE!
- 4. THAT’S MY ANCESTOR, AT THE LAST SUPPER
- 5. JUVENAL COINED PANEM ET CIRCENSES IN THE FIRST CENTURY – A FAMILY MEMBER WAS PRESENT!
- 6. IT EVEN FOUND ITS WAY INTO YOUR LITERATURE – LIKE IN AN ASTERIX COMIC HERE
- 7. IN THE 11TH CENTURY, THE ASSIZES OF BREAD & ALE BROUGHT ABOUT THE FOOD WEIGHING SYSTEM
- 8. AND SUCH CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE!
- 9. ANCIENT CELTS ROLLED BREAD DOWNHILL TO CELEBRATE SPRING
- 10. IN INDIA, IT TAKES PRIME POSITION AT HUMAN NEEDS LIST – ROTI, KAPDA AUR MAKAN, I.E., BREAD, GARMENTS, A ROOF OVERHEAD THAT’S ME HANGING AROUND WITH MY INDIAN COUSIN, RAJ THE ROTI
- 11. AND MUCH, MUCH LINGUISTIC SIGNIFICANCE!
- 12. IN COCKNEY SLANG, BREAD MEANS MONEY
- 13. ANCIENT CELTS ROLLED BREAD DOWNHILL TO CELEBRATE SPRING =
- 14. A BREADWINNER IS THE PERSON WHO BRINGS HOME THE MONEY
- 16. KNOWING WHICH SIDE BREAD IS BUTTERED
- 17. BREAD FALLS BUTTERED SIDE UP
- 18. CASTING BREAD UPON THE WATERS
- 19. SO, NOT ALL OF US ARE WELLREAD AS I AM. MY COUSIN THEODORA DENSELOAF FOR INSTANCE LIVES UP TO HER NAME
- 20. BUT THOSE LIKE ME, WHO KNOW THE ABOUT RICH BREAD HERITAGE, WISH YOU HUMANS WOULD VALUE US MORE
- 21. THE BREAD & BUTTER LETTER