Cinderella radio play script FINAL
- 1. Cinderella radio play script BY DANNI WHEELWRIGHT-MANLEY INT – ELLA’S ROOM
- 2. SF: DOOR BANGS OPEN FOOTSTEPS (ABOUT 4 - 8) Eva Bronx: What on earth are you doing you stupid girl? You went to that ball didn’t you? SF: EVA SLAPS ELLA (GASP) EVA: DIDN’T YOU! Ella: No, no I didn’t I was shopping and then I came home to do all of the housework. EVA: Don’t give me any of that crap. ELLA: I was preparing your horsemeat for you last night… I, I mean cow meat. SF: EVA SLAPS ELLA (GASP) EVA: NO YOU WERE NOT! YOU WENT TO THE BALL! YOU WERE SOPOSED TO GO TO NETTO FOR ME BECAUSE WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FOOD! ELLA: No I promise you I DID go shopping. But I went to Tesco instead because their meat is better. EVA: By the way do you have any idea where our horses are? ELLA: Drusilla sold them to Jack the lad, and then he sold them to Tesco.
- 3. EVA: I thought he was selling that fat cow? SF: GASP IN SHOCK ELLA: Don’t make fun of him mother like that. EVA: No I meant his animal cow thing you know the one with the bell ELLA: It isn’t her fault she is ill. SF: EVA SLAPS ELLA (GASP) EVA: DON’T YOU DARE BACK CHAT ME; YOU KNOW FULL WELL WHAT I MEANT! ELLA: Oh Daisy the cow? He sold her to Netto. SF: FOOTSTEPS DOOR OPERNING, FALLING THUD EVA: What on earth are you lovely girls doing hear? DRUSILLA: We were trying to find you mother. ANASTASIA: We have come to tell you that we didn’t sell the horses. The bay lifts came and took them away Mother… DRUSILLA: And…and they were auctioned off to McDonalds Mother EVA: Well Ella had just informed me that Jack the lad sold them to Tesco. So which story is right? DRUSILLA: Our story is the real one…
- 4. ANNASTASIA: Yes, because the bay lifts told us “the reason why they took the horses was because Ella has been hiring strippers and now we are in dept. because SHE couldn’t afford it” ELLA: That is absurd… What’s a stripper? ANASTASIA: You know full well what a stripper is you tart. SF: NOCK AT THE DOOR EVA: Come in CHARLES: Good Afternoon EVA: (Fake posh voice) Hello your heist. How do you do. CHARLES: I have been conducting a search around my father’s kingdom to find the owner of this shoe. DRUSILLA: What Shoe? Sir? CHARLES GUARD: This shoe Madame. SF: SHINING GLASS DRUSILLA: What about the shoe?
- 5. CHARLES: I am looking for the owner of the shoe. Who’s ever foot it fits I will ask for there hand in marriage. ANASTASIA: What if it is a blokes foot it fits? CHARLES: I will worry if it comes to that. So… witch one of you lovely ladies will care to try the shoe on first? ANNASTASIA AND DRUSILLA: (SYNCHRONISED) Me. SF: PUSHING AND SHOVING CHARLES: SO? DRUSILLA: Drusilla CHARLES: Could you please pass me your foot. DRUSILLA: Straining CHARLES GUARD: I don’t think that’s the girl? CHARLES: No unfortunately not. ANASTASIA: Me next. (Straining). there’s the knife or scissors? CHARLES: Why do you want the scissors? ANASTASIA: Oh you know. To chop off my toes to make the shoe fit. DRUSILLA: Why didn’t I think of that?
- 6. CHARLES: Oh, lets not chop toes of for sake of a silly shoe. It just doesn’t seem to fit your foot either. EVA: Move out of the way girls, it’s my turn to try on the shoe. SF: THUD EVA: Straining CHARLES: Oh dear, it doesn’t fit your foot eater. Excuse me. What is your name. ELLA: My name? CHARLES: Ye your name? ELLA: Oh sir, my name is Ella Sir. CHARLES: Hello Ella, would you like to try on this shoe? ELLA: No not really sir, I know it fits me anyway. CHARLES: How do you know if the shoe will fit you? ELLA: Is it the one someone left behind last night after she fell over and landed in horse poo? CHARLES: Yes, someone did leave it behind last night, I was dancing with her. She left as soon as the clock struck twelve.
- 7. However, I do not know about the horse waste though? So do you want to try the shoe on then? ELLA: If you really want me too then? Can I ask you a question please? SF: FOOTSTEPS CHARLES: Yes, of Corse you can. ELLA: What’s a stripper? CHARLES: What makes you ask that? ELLA: Tweeddale dumb mentioned it. CHARLES: Look, it fits. EVA: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! CHARLES: So its you, you were the girl I danced with at the ball? ELLA: Yes ANASTASIA: Can’t you marry me though please? CHARLES GUARD: NO! He can only marry the woman whose foot fits the shoe. SF: BREAKING BOANS ANASTASIA: (screams in pain)
- 8. EVA: What are you doing? SOUND: EVA, ANASTASIA AND DRUCLLA ARE TALKING/ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND. CHARLES: Ella will you marry me? ELLA: Yes. MUSIC: HAPPY FUN MUSIC