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- 1. 1. Naga the Water Beast You know what they say: things are better with two! But that blowfish battle mace It simply wont do I know he’s a friend, but stop feeling blue Hit the gym, level up And get something new! 2. Hungermo – Hungry Green Dragon Oh poor Hungermo, his cooking skills are laggin’ That’s a worst-‐case scenario, for a Hungry Green Dragon Watch out, he grows hungrier, getting desperate to eat Soon he’ll learn to season and smoke you, into a nice tasty treat 3. Spikadillo
- 2. This guy’s no chump, one can certainly tell He’s all armored out, even his shell -‐ this line is a little weak Forget about the sword, it’s the claws you should mind Sharp enough to dig paths, beneath enemy lines. Infiltrating bases, making it look easy Rollin right by, Spikadill-‐Oh So Speedy Improve line 2, then approved! 4. Basic Skeleton Warrior Once was a corpse, but only bones left From bugs in the dirt, who ate all his flesh But what started growing, from inside his dome A seed of some tree, brought life to the bones Second chance at life, make a new a goal Make sure he won’t end up, right back in that hole 5. Terri Dactyl
- 3. Tongue sticking out Breath a bit smelly Cute little snout Not very scary Talons and wings A lot he could carry A sharp horn he brings Say hello to Terri 6. Fevine An Elite predator, with razor sharp claws Thorns in her fur, and mighty strong jaws In the jungle she lives, in the trees she climbs This panther’s special, she’s protected in vines No food in the jungle, so on she went Just give up now, she caught your scent 7. Big Bad Billy Big Bad Billy, a weird hungry fat demon What does he do all day? He just keeps on eatin! Not super fat yet, but munchin on Chicken Boy is it good, his finger’s he’s lickin' Don’t stick around, unless you wanna feed him Or prepare to lose a limb, when he sinks his fat teeth in! 8. Steelgull the Wise It’s hard to communicate when your mouth is a beak But you've come to the right place, if it’s wisdom you seek No foolish question shall ever be made
- 4. Unless you’re keen to be slashed by wings made of blades! 9. Andoffus the Unlucky Brand new sword he got in the mail Not two minutes later, he cut off his tail. Poor old Andoffus; bad luck is his case But he’ll be rewarded with what grows in its place 10. Reece the Fleeced Beast Professional deceiver, be wary his lies An axe as his weapon, wolf suit, his disguise Made a cabin himself, choppin down lumber Cooped up all alone, one has to wonder Why play dress-‐up with a costume so silly Reece the Fleeced Beast, who are you really? 11. Shakey Jake Shakey Jake he’s a hobblin’ goblin Can’t stand up straight, he’s always fallin Get a new leg and get rid of the axe Can’t pick up the pace, it’s the speed he lacks Time will tell, if things will improve For now, get up and get on the move 12. Insecta Mantisha Take a second, stop and listen, She’s no wizard, nor magician Insecta Mantisha, pay attention, she’ll teach ya Bout the whistles and bells, Mixin it up with some spells Eyeballs, batwings, guts and a toad Once mixed, that’s it, it’s the end of the road! 13. Poindexter McFly Looking so fresh, Poindexter McFly Red sweater, white collar, glasses and tie Don’t worry bout his looks, the plethora of books Take note of the axe -‐ wielding bookworm out back Sharp as a sword, this little pair Equip two of those, and then the fight’s fair!
- 5. 14. Torrero Romero The tables have turned, Romero attacks Dawned a suit of lights, and a tie to match Stands tall on his hooves, a cape in his clutches, Get in his way, you’ll need more than crutches 15. Prickly Pete Feeding on green, radioactive slime, He’ll grow out’ve his pot, it’s a matter of time Prickly Pete may be small but he’s a cactus monster Slimy evil grin, packed full-‐a chompers So be wary when you see him, let me be candid Pete’s got big plans, he’s not about to stay planted 16. Bunnychop Buck Nothing’s off the table for this crazy rabbit Tricks aren't for kids, the way that he’d have it A shortage of food, made his diet a mess He’s done with the carrots, now feasting on flesh Bunnychop Buck, his eyes are all funny A truly deranged psychopathic bunny 17. Sorcerer Sibyl Easily unsettled, Sorcerer Sibyl So don’t ever fluster, not even a little Protecting her eggs, soon to be born So grab your umbrella, she’s brewin’ a storm 18. Tweak and Steeler They’re runnin and rollin, around and around New upgrades soon, will uproot the ground. This duo brings wrath, but they never stay Make way, clear a path, when they’re on their way Armor it up, reinforce it with steel One hell of a War Machine for Team Hamster Wheel! 19. Cael O’Bunga Cael O’ Bunga A pretty chill dude
- 6. Aside from the knife And hoarder attitude So leave him some gold And don’t be rude He’ll steal it anyway It’s what Leprechauns do! 20. Squirt Slimely Red are his shorts, and the hair on his head Said screw it with the axe, bought a gun instead His first purchase, a shotgun-‐style blaster Looking for improvements, to make it shoot faster Melts em’ away, with slimey green acid If found in his range, sure to get blasted 21. Whirlwyverm Don’t be mistaken, this ain’t no braggin' She’s a mighty beast, a fierce wind dragon Wings, tails and face sport leaves all the same Encompasses the nature from whence she came Don’t let the roses fool, she’s mean, and wont play Deciding to tail whip or to blow you away! 22. Sparky Shortcircuit Ol’ Sparky Shortcircuit, bounces off the walls Just so energetic, but one too many falls Left damage to his brain Can’t control electric bursts Now use that on the enemy but grab your helmet first 23. Ulric the Unfunny Don’t try to be funny Round this dragon jester Nothing bugs him more So better not to pester And laugh at his jokes Even if they’re lame Or turn to ash and smoke From his breath of flames 24. Guardsmen Grant Always been stepped on, not much to lose
- 7. Guardsman of the castle, a life he didn’t choose Glowing red with anger, finally flippin out, Up and went AWOL, said, “Hey Queen, Peace Out!” 25. Silly-‐Bob Horton Silly-‐Bob Horton, absolutely no cred, For whatever stupid cause, made up in his head Emotions up and down, like kids on a seesaw Never says much, just hollers, “Yeehaw!” Go ahead join the mob, grab your overalls But check your head first, something there crawls 26. Min Yun Poor Min Yun, the lonely gatekeeper Sad little demon, fending off the creepers Grows stronger by the minute One day his time will come To get a chance to prove his worth For work that he has done 27. Hooverella Wicked old witch, zoomin through the air A hat for her cat, another for her hair Said no to old school, in need of no broom Rather make use of a dusty vacuum Keep collecting dust, wherever they stay -‐ plz improve this line, doesn't make much sense. Are those furballs or dustballs flying your way? 28. Hank the Sad Wizard Life can get dull, for a lonely wizard Depression has him stuck, like a buggy in a blizzard Nagging witches runnin’ round, callin’ him dumb Throwing paper wads off his head, making fun No sweat to Hank, witches wont linger Get zapped to death with a snap of his fingers 29. Frostwind Dale A run in with him, it could prove costly One reason, temperature, he likes to make it frosty Penguins on his feet, always keep him chill Thinkin’ to themselves, “man he could skip a meal”
- 8. Ice mace in hand, breaks off into hail Just a day in the life, for Frostwind Dale 30. Gregarious BFG He goes by Gregarious BFG Big Friendly Goblin, that’s what it means Unaware of his strength, his hugs can prove fatal So calling him friend -‐ take that off the table A run in with him, brush him off nicely Kindness can kill, just ask the vikings! 31. Wyverna Shirley Seems she’s just discombobulated Hasn’t pooped in years, she’s constipated Belt full of tools looks like a plumber So full of stool, really no wonder Why she’s so fat, so mean So grumpy and green Do her a favor, this poor poomonger Get a plunger and try n’ unplug her 32. Mayor Frown His name’s Mayor Frown, depressed for a reason Fed up with this town, thinkin’ about leavin’ No longer troubled, with other pandas’ strife Do it on his own, claw his way through life 33. Flossy Gnashers Two sidekicks, little pet bats One with her lunch, another a hat Boys oh they love her, she doesn’t mind She feasts on their blood, whoever she finds She cannot help it, she’s a blood junkie Crazy in her eyes, just like a rabid monkey 34. Gideon Ross To all the guilty, hey, you’re at a loss Nothing gets by, honorable Gideon Ross Quiet, take a seat, when courts in session Grabbing his gavel now, to teach you a lesson If you did the crime, well then you’re out of luck You’ll do the time or he’ll mess you up 35. Grevin McKleuski Got a pig’s head, mounted on the shield
- 9. Swordfish to his back, for the battlefield Jumped on a diet, Grevin McKleuski Started workin out, cut down on the brewskis He’s slimmin’ down, but his shield’s still hungry Turns out his enemies, make for tasty munchies 36. Jambo Puffin’ on bubbles, he’s kind of the man He walks on the water, and swims on the land Seems like a hipster, sports a bowtie Turned to a killer, the blink of an eye 37. Griffy Babybird Griffy, like no other Got four legs, abandoned by his mother Fell from the tree, at such a young age Then got adopted, by Crow Hag Mage Abandonment issues at times make him cry Come on grab a tissue, and finally learn to fly 38. Shocko Be wary the light bulb, if it should glow He’s friendly but deadly, the name, Shocko Nothin can stop his energy flow All coiled up, ready fo’ mo’ Too much electricity, needs to let go Through fangs that stick, deep into his foe 39. Mae B. Nastay Plagued with gout Claimed her right foot Looks real stout Hunchback look Cats all around Never stands still If it’s not the cats It’s the smell that kills 40. Rabid Ralph Most dogs say hi, by smelling your butt This one’s different, scorpion mutt Greets with a bark, worse yet a sting Highly contagious venomous thing Rabid by nature, Ralph by name Contact with him, never the same Face swelling now, really uncool Grab anti-venom, or drown on your drool
- 10. 41. All Star Derek Started from the bottom, come so far Winged Sports Demon, True All-‐Star Every sport he’s played, always the favorite Baseball, bowling, futbol you name it Getting fit for battle, athlete turned to a fighter Spikes on bowling pins, future looks even brighter 42. Fizmo Bangwizzle Warts on his face, never a problem Spells he cast, usually solve em’ Cast one on a demon, came from hell Kept him a pet, under his spell It worked great, he was a kiddo Growing big, too strong for Fizmo Times running out, spell’s been shaken Wont be pretty, he awakens! 43. Hedge Knight Harry Massive Tree Beast, Hedge Knight Harry Houses a squirrel with which he carries Weird little team, both codependents One to control, other for protection Nose in the air, very good tracker Protect your pair, they’re harsh nutcrackers 44. Zing the Killer King Once was a Mantis, started disobeying Said screw it with the church, “I’ve had it with the praying!” Self-‐proclaimed king, laws of his own Higher than thou, seated on the throne King of the castle, got his ivory tower He wants more land, he needs more power! 45. Capt’n Four Eyes Bespectacled Goblin Old Capt’n Four Eyes, Bespectacled and all Inches closer to his death, every time he falls Hunched on an axe, used as a cane New pair of spectacles, help him get back in the game So Don’t give up, there’s hope after all Taking his vitamins, so he may again stand tall 46. Juggle McJest Juggle Wizard
- 11. Juggling his minions, smiles all around Never once letting, a minion hit the ground Tired of the routine, make it more exciting Add weapons n’ explosives, that’ll be enticing Juggle McJest, he finally know what’s up His new stage act is about to blow up 47. Harry Mole Just a lowly gardener, crops for the fam If anyone can do it, Harry Mole can Hungry trespassers, come by n’ try n’ steal Crops from his yard, his livelihood, his meals “Oh, Holy Mole!,” they scream when he gets em’ Trespassers now fertilize, the ground they rest in 48. Attila the Hen Future’s bright for this Battle Chicken Bock Bock all you want, I’d suggest you listen Unlike other chicks, this one’s not afraid Keeps training harder, to rule one day Swooning all the roosters, laying down some eggs She’ll spare you your life, but first you gotta beg 49. Dr. Buzzkill, M.D. Ugh Dr. Buzzkill, annoying Doctor Fly Always buzzin round, killin all the vibes Come on please Doc, bug someone else instead Shoo fly, don’t bother me, listen what I’ve said No need to take my temp, don’t want a lollipop Stuck me full of meds, heart ‘s about to Pop! 50. Furry de Grace Soft as a kitten, strong as a whale Your moment has come, best not to fail Horns on his head, horns on his shoulders, Worked out all his life lifting with boulders Furry de Grace, his muscles so tone He can’t have the sword, he’ll take the whole stone