This document discusses five things about SQL and PL/SQL that one may not be aware of. It begins with an agenda that lists five topics: 1) The optimizer is learning from its mistakes; 2) Functions used without using a function; 3) PL/SQL warned you; 4) Location, location, location; 5) The most underutilized really cool feature from five years ago. It then proceeds to provide examples and explanations for each topic.