Google That
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The document emphasizes the importance of using search engines like Google for answering basic tech questions instead of relying on others for help. It criticizes people who neglect to utilize their online resources effectively, particularly ignoring the potential of Google for finding information. The author encourages users to phrase their searches using keywords to get better results, illustrating this with examples of searching for information.
Google That
- 1. “Google That” Its a question or a phrase youve heard at some point if you happen to have ever asked a tech question to a tech person “have you asked google”, its a discipline for people to spend a lot of quality time on the internet of social medias facebook, twitter g+ and anything the word social media can describe , they later neglect the real internet of things, and after all those sesions of merry making , and unfriending of unvaluable people they come to you and ask you how to put a back ground picture on there html pages, for crying out loud you have been online looking at over 1 million html pages and sites with background images and you havent gotten curious to ask your search engine how that is done. What continues to suprise is people knowing where to go to ask questions like how to unfriend people on facebook, but forget that its the same place where you can go and get an answer for the background image in your html page. How can I set an image as my background image ????? first answers from me are not so good if they happen to be comiong from me .. 1 have you asked google and is yes what has google said ? Have you tried using the solution ? My friend trust me am not ready to do your assignments for you though am very ready to help you with your assignments. Those are two statements that look like they mean the same thing, you have internet at your disposal on a daily solving a million dollar question is as easy as typing the question in google, if you happen to have 0 answers google will avail you with 0 to 100 answers to choose from all you have to do is ask GOOGLE. HOW DO YOU ASK QUESTIONS ON GOOGLE? The few who take the intiative to start using google as their life manual after getting countless f**ks from us also dont know how to phrase there questions on google. Google results (google google results if you still dont know what it means) are yielded mostly from key words, so your results will surface depending on the google key words you include in your searches. Take an example of two people making searches about the same topic of how long cats take to give birth , the first person goes to his browser before typing anuthing he changes the search engine from the default one to google then makes the search time taken by a cat to produce, number two goes ahead to first tyoe google into his browser to be presented with the google search form we all get scared thinking yes this guy knows what he is doing . He then types the whole question how long does a cat take to give birth. The two may both the same results but number one gets answers listed among the first results why ? He made his search with only keywords Time, cat, produce once these keywords hit the google servers they are interpreted into the gestatin period of a cat simple as that meaning you dont have to raid me in my hangover time to ask me the gestation period of a cat yet you have a disctionary an encyclopedia that has the speech made by the first president of america, and you are using whats app to ask me questions …. jesus christ the last time I checked whats f**king up uses the f**king internet.