Jokes!
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The document contains a collection of jokes in various categories including animals, dinosaurs, miscellaneous topics, random jokes, and blondes. It ends with an acknowledgement that some of the jokes are lame and an apology for stealing jokes from Luke.
Jokes!
- 1. Jokes!If you have some you wanna say, write them in comments=)
- 2. AnimalsWhat do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming TrunksWhat do you get when an elephant sits on your friend? A flat MateWhat did the dog say when he was attacked by a tiger? Nothing, dogs can’t talkWhat do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A head banger
- 3. DinosaursWhat do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-ya-think-he-saw-us?What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper? BrontosnorusWhy can’t a dinosaur stay out in the rain? Stegosaur-rustWhat do you call an old dinosaur? A fossil
- 4. MiscellananeousWhy is six scared of seven? Because 7-8-9What helps keep your teeth together? ToothpasteCan a match-box? No but a tin-canWhy did the one-handed pirate cross the road? He wanted to get the second-hand shopDuring which battle was Lord Nelson killed?His last one
- 5. RandomHow do you confuse a blonde? Put them in a circular room and tell them to sit in the cornerWhy do blondes think the sky is black? Because when they look in the telescope they forget to take the cap offWhy did the blonde climb the glass window? To see what was on the other side
- 6. LOL!Some of these are really lame. Soz.Thnx for watching!!LUKE I STEELS YOUR JOKES>>> SORRY!!=)