This document summarizes an experiment using a backpack-sized DPDK development and test environment. The objectives were to demonstrate eliminating packet processing impacts of virtualization, create a portable "virtual router on a pendrive" proof of concept, and provide an efficient and affordable standalone DPDK environment. The hardware included a mini-ITX motherboard, Intel Xeon CPU, 32GB memory, and two X710 NICs enabled via PCIe bifurcation. Testing showed the environment could process over 10 Gbps of traffic while consuming around 111 watts of power, comparable to a desktop computer.