Hipotato is an ugly monster with 21 eyes, 1 mouth, a moustache, 4 arms, 6 legs, 2 feet, and 2 weapons but no brown hair. It has long hair, one blue eye and one green eye, is short and thin but big, and is wearing blue shorts, a green t-shirt, and purple shoes. It is described as young, fat, nice, and short. The second monster is fat, has a sandwich instead of a gun, and is slow rather than fast.