Programming language crisis
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This document discusses a variety of programming topics including languages like C#, Java, JavaScript, PHP, Python, Ruby, Haskell, and Clojure. It also mentions quantum computing, LOLCODE which is a programming language written in "lolcat" and contains examples of "Hello World" and counting programs in LOLCODE. The document advocates that LOLCODE represents the future of programming.
Programming language crisis
- 1. Nick Hodge Professional Geek, Microsoft @nickhodgeMSFT
- 4. ALL UR 2.2250738585072011 x 10-308 BELONG TO US
- 6. Lady Ada Lovelace Ria Debets (& others)
- 7. Y2K => COBOL
- 8. GEN X
- 10. C#? JAVA?
- 11. JAVASCRIPT ECMASCRIPT $EVILSCRIPT • ECMA-262 • ISO 16262 http://www.flickr.com/photos/bs/
- 12. TODAY: DYNAMIC LANGUAGES PHP ($ what?) Python (the one true language!) Ruby (a cult?)
- 13. TODAY: FUNCTIONAL LANGUAGES Haskell (APL >> ALGOL68 for 21st C!) Clojure (braces were cool in the 70s) Ruby (a cult?)
- 14. PROGRAMMING IS HARD. LET’S GO SHOPPING!
- 20. LOLCODE: HELLOWORLD!!1! OHAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE “HAI WORLD!1!” KTHXBAI
- 21. LOLCODE: COUNT!!!1! HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A VAR IM IN YR LOOP UP VAR!!1 VISIBLE VAR IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE
- 23. CODE REPOSITORY, BUG REPORTING