S A M E T H I N G H A P P E N S E V E RY T I M E : 

M A N A G E M E N T, M O V I E S , & M Y T H O L O G Y
PA U L M . J O N E S • @ P M J O N E S • J O I N D . I N / E V E N T / M A D I S O N P H P 2 0 1 5
A B O U T M E
• 8 years USAF Intelligence
• BASIC in 1983, PHP since 1999
• Jr. Developer, VP Engineering
• ZF1, Aura, Relay, Radar
• PSR-1, PSR-2, PSR-4
• mlaphp.com
PAT T E R N S I N S O F T WA R E
T H E C A M P B E L L M O N O M Y T H
– H E I N L E I N , Q U O T I N G R U T H E R F O R D
There is only one science. It is called physics.

Everything else is stamp-collecting.
PAT T E R N S I N M O V I E S
S TA R WA R S , P R I N C E S S B R I D E , T R O N , T H E M A T R I X , S TA R T R E K , 

T H E H U N G E R G A M E S , H A R RY P O T T E R , T H E L A S T A I R B E N D E R ( T V )
T W O G U Y S A N D A G I R L
• A strong independent woman and two dudebros
• Not strictly Campbell but common in modern hero(ine) stories
PA R E N T T R O U B L E
A L O N E I N T H E W O R L D
O L D M A N A S M E N T O R
G I F T O F ( M A G I C A L ) A S S I S TA N C E
B I G H A I RY H E L P E R
E V I L R U L E R & E N F O R C E R
Y O U ’ V E S E E N I T;
Y O U C A N ’ T U N S E E I T
• Basic introduction to Campbell
• Observational, not predictive
• You’re going to see it everywhere
• Delight in discovery and recognition
• Make sense of stories

(and life)
PAT T E R N S I N T E A M S
“ U T I L I TA R I A N ” V S “ A C A D E M I C ”
T I M E O R I E N TAT I O N
• Future-oriented: “first do it right, refactor as needed”
• “Academic”, detailed, patterns, abstracts, layers, interfaces, testing
• Present-oriented: “first get it done, then make it faster”
• “Utilitarian”, rapid, “simple”,prove that I need it, do the least needed
A N E C E S S A RY T E N S I O N
• What is practical depends on what you want to practice.
• Highly adapted systems become less adaptable
• E.g., contractors vs consultants
• Strike the right balance between future and present
P R O B L E M C H I L D
L’ E N FA N T T E R R I B L E
• Competent, intelligent, knowledgable, talented
• Low empathy, remember hits/forgets misses
• Games the rules; does not take instruction well
• “Student syndrome”; negotiates conditions post-facto
• Has never really “failed” in own mind
H O W T O H A N D L E
P R O B L E M C H I L D
• Works well in a team …

but only when leading it!
• Independent work:

thrives on responsibility
• Leadership role:

sword that cuts two ways
• Fire/release/let go
Same Thing Happens Every Time
U N S T R U C T U R E D M E R I T O C R A C Y
T H E T Y R A N N Y O F
S T R U C T U R E L E S S N E S S
• (Jo Freeman, via Laura Thomson)
• No explicit formal hierarchy
• Earn position by merit
• No defined standard of merit
• Hierarchy is informal and implicit
• In-group, or out
D E A L I N G W I T H I N F O R M A L S T R U C T U R E
• Recognize that hierarchy exists (ALL members)
• Identify social hierarchy positions and holders
• Decide if you like you where you are
• Concentrate more on social strategies, less on technical ones
• Toby Young, “The Fall Of The Meritocracy”
T H E E V I L R U L E R : T I M E
– B R O O K S ’ L A W ( F R E D B R O O K S )
Adding manpower

to a late software project

makes it later.
– T I M O T H Y L I S T E R
People under time pressure don’t think faster.
– D O U G L A S H O F S TA D T E R
It always takes longer than you expect,

even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
– D O U G L A S H A R T R E E
The time from “now”

until “the completion of the project”

tends to become constant.
H A N D L I N G S C H E D U L E P R E S S U R E
• Extend deadline (“free”)
• Reduce scope (not free)
• Parallelize independent tasks (not free)
E V I L R U L E R ’ S E N F O R C E R ?
C U S T O M E R S , O W N E R , P R O J E C T M A N A G E R , T E A M L E A D
C O N C L U S I O N
• Patterns in movies: hero(ine)s, old mentor, gift of assistance, strong helper
• Patterns in teams: “academic/utilitarian”, problem child, meritocracy, time
• Recognize these patterns to deal with them effectively
T H A N K S !
• paul-m-jones.com
• @pmjones
• leanpub.com/mlaphp
• joind.in/event/madisonphp2015

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Same Thing Happens Every Time

  • 1. S A M E T H I N G H A P P E N S E V E RY T I M E : 
 M A N A G E M E N T, M O V I E S , & M Y T H O L O G Y PA U L M . J O N E S • @ P M J O N E S • J O I N D . I N / E V E N T / M A D I S O N P H P 2 0 1 5
  • 2. A B O U T M E • 8 years USAF Intelligence • BASIC in 1983, PHP since 1999 • Jr. Developer, VP Engineering • ZF1, Aura, Relay, Radar • PSR-1, PSR-2, PSR-4 • mlaphp.com
  • 3. PAT T E R N S I N S O F T WA R E
  • 4. T H E C A M P B E L L M O N O M Y T H
  • 5. – H E I N L E I N , Q U O T I N G R U T H E R F O R D There is only one science. It is called physics.
 Everything else is stamp-collecting.
  • 6. PAT T E R N S I N M O V I E S S TA R WA R S , P R I N C E S S B R I D E , T R O N , T H E M A T R I X , S TA R T R E K , 
 T H E H U N G E R G A M E S , H A R RY P O T T E R , T H E L A S T A I R B E N D E R ( T V )
  • 7. T W O G U Y S A N D A G I R L • A strong independent woman and two dudebros • Not strictly Campbell but common in modern hero(ine) stories
  • 8. PA R E N T T R O U B L E
  • 9. A L O N E I N T H E W O R L D
  • 10. O L D M A N A S M E N T O R
  • 11. G I F T O F ( M A G I C A L ) A S S I S TA N C E
  • 12. B I G H A I RY H E L P E R
  • 13. E V I L R U L E R & E N F O R C E R
  • 14. Y O U ’ V E S E E N I T; Y O U C A N ’ T U N S E E I T • Basic introduction to Campbell • Observational, not predictive • You’re going to see it everywhere • Delight in discovery and recognition • Make sense of stories
 (and life)
  • 15. PAT T E R N S I N T E A M S
  • 16. “ U T I L I TA R I A N ” V S “ A C A D E M I C ”
  • 17. T I M E O R I E N TAT I O N • Future-oriented: “first do it right, refactor as needed” • “Academic”, detailed, patterns, abstracts, layers, interfaces, testing • Present-oriented: “first get it done, then make it faster” • “Utilitarian”, rapid, “simple”,prove that I need it, do the least needed
  • 18. A N E C E S S A RY T E N S I O N • What is practical depends on what you want to practice. • Highly adapted systems become less adaptable • E.g., contractors vs consultants • Strike the right balance between future and present
  • 19. P R O B L E M C H I L D
  • 20. L’ E N FA N T T E R R I B L E • Competent, intelligent, knowledgable, talented • Low empathy, remember hits/forgets misses • Games the rules; does not take instruction well • “Student syndrome”; negotiates conditions post-facto • Has never really “failed” in own mind
  • 21. H O W T O H A N D L E P R O B L E M C H I L D • Works well in a team …
 but only when leading it! • Independent work:
 thrives on responsibility • Leadership role:
 sword that cuts two ways • Fire/release/let go
  • 23. U N S T R U C T U R E D M E R I T O C R A C Y
  • 24. T H E T Y R A N N Y O F S T R U C T U R E L E S S N E S S • (Jo Freeman, via Laura Thomson) • No explicit formal hierarchy • Earn position by merit • No defined standard of merit • Hierarchy is informal and implicit • In-group, or out
  • 25. D E A L I N G W I T H I N F O R M A L S T R U C T U R E • Recognize that hierarchy exists (ALL members) • Identify social hierarchy positions and holders • Decide if you like you where you are • Concentrate more on social strategies, less on technical ones • Toby Young, “The Fall Of The Meritocracy”
  • 26. T H E E V I L R U L E R : T I M E
  • 27. – B R O O K S ’ L A W ( F R E D B R O O K S ) Adding manpower
 to a late software project
 makes it later.
  • 28. – T I M O T H Y L I S T E R People under time pressure don’t think faster.
  • 29. – D O U G L A S H O F S TA D T E R It always takes longer than you expect,
 even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
  • 30. – D O U G L A S H A R T R E E The time from “now”
 until “the completion of the project”
 tends to become constant.
  • 31. H A N D L I N G S C H E D U L E P R E S S U R E • Extend deadline (“free”) • Reduce scope (not free) • Parallelize independent tasks (not free)
  • 32. E V I L R U L E R ’ S E N F O R C E R ? C U S T O M E R S , O W N E R , P R O J E C T M A N A G E R , T E A M L E A D
  • 33. C O N C L U S I O N
  • 34. • Patterns in movies: hero(ine)s, old mentor, gift of assistance, strong helper • Patterns in teams: “academic/utilitarian”, problem child, meritocracy, time • Recognize these patterns to deal with them effectively
  • 35. T H A N K S ! • paul-m-jones.com • @pmjones • leanpub.com/mlaphp • joind.in/event/madisonphp2015