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- 1. Heros A series of killings have happened in a small village, Cop partners Steven and Rufus have been put on the case to investigate to find the serial killer. Rufus and Steven have been called to investigate a murder that has taken place In the Mayors house Rufus: How was your mothers birthday? Steven: What? Rufus: Bet she looked fit in that pink blouse I bought her, did she like it? Steven: Maybe a bit innapropriote with having a dead corps on the floor Police Chief Brian enters Brian: Unfortunately our top dogs John and Andrew are for some reason unable to do this case so I’m passing it onto you idiots, God save our souls Steven: Thank you I mean it’s an honour Sir, I can only speak for myself when I say Brian you can count on me… Can I call you Brian? Brian: No Rufus: I will not let you down Brian Brian: I said you can’t call me that Rufus: Sorry Brian hands Rufus and Steve all the paperwork Brian: If either one of you two fail to complete this assignment and cause our unit to be a laughing stock I will make your lives a living hell Brian exists scene Rufus: Nice guy Steven: Yeah Rufus: *Shouts* We love you Brian Steven:
- 2. Heros This is our first proper assignment where we actually get to catch a bad guy rather than chasing hobo herb out of the female toilets every Sunday evening, do you know what this means? Rufus: That everyone’s going to love us, especially the ladies Steven: I was going to say to have a sense of achievement Rufus: Karen will have no choice but to go out with you Steven: You really think? Rufus: I don’t think it, I know it my friend, now lets get out of this funeral and go to Maccies before it shuts down for breakfast plus we have a ton of crap to get through before you can even think of looking at Karen Steven and Rufus exit the building Steven: B-b-by Karen, I love you