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Nº2




             ACCELERATED
             DEVELOPMENT
                   WITH




      JOHN                      JIM




                GETCOLONY.COM
JOHN WILL START WORKING ON A BIG PROJECT                                             BECAUSE IN MY COMPANY
    NEXT WEEK AND HE IS SCARED OF STARTING IT...                                        EVERYTIME THERE’S A BIG
                                                                                      PROJECT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE
                                                                                       IT’S CHAOS, I FEEL LIKE I’M
                                                  ?
                                                      ??                                JUGGLING ALL THE TIME!!!
                        DAMN, I’M
                      STARTING A BIG
                         PROJECT
                                                                   I CAN’T GET ANY                                                    HEY JOHN, CAN
                        THIS WEEK..                                                           BIP BIP..   ERROR!
                                                                 FRICKIN’ WORK DONE                                                YOU COME HERE AND
                                                                    WITH EVERYONE                                                   EXPLAIN ME HOW
                                                                     BUGGING ME                                                        THIS WORKS?
                               WHY THE                              ALL THE TIME...
                              LONG FACE?
                                                                                                   DID YOU
                                                                                                  MAKE THE                          DAMN, I THINK I
                                                                                                COMMIT YET??                         JUST MESSED UP
                                                                                                                                     YOUR FEATURE !!!



                                                   IT’S HELL ON EARTH! NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY NEED TO
                                                          KNOW ABOUT THEIR PART OF THE PROJECT.
                                                        WHEN I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW SOMETHING
                                          WORKS I HAVE TO GO LOOK FOR WHOEVER KNOWS ABOUT IT, AND WHEN I FIND
                                          SOMEONE WHO KNOWS, I FIGURE OUT HE ACTUALLY DOESN’T KNOW THAT MUCH,
                                            AND THAT PERSON POINTS ME TO ANOTHER ONE, AND WHEN I FIND HER
                                           AND FINALLY GET AN ANSWER, I COME BACK ONLY TO FIND THAT SOMEONE OK OK STOP!!!
                                            MESSED UP MY CODE, AND I HAVE TO FIND WHO THAT PERSON WAS, AND    I KNOW WHAT
                                         WHEN I FIND THAT PERSON, HE TELLS ME THAT HE WAS INSTRUCTED TO MAKE     YOU ARE
                                            THAT CODE CHANGE AND DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHY, SO I HAVE TO FIND TALKING ABOUT..!!
                                             THE PERSON THAT TOLD HIM TO MAKE THAT CODE CHANGE AND AFTER
                                                 TELLING HIM THAT IT BROKE MY FEATURE, HE FIGURES OUT
                                              THAT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT, BUT DOESN’T REALLY KNOW A
                                                BETTER WAY TO DO IT, SO HE GOES ASK SOMEONE ELSE....AND...




      MAN, IN MY OLD COMPANY
       IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT!
                                                               110010 011111010                                                     =
    MONKEY CODING... NO ONE KNEW
      WHAT THEY WERE DOING,
       BECAUSE THE CODEBASE                                                                                YOU MEAN THERE’S
      WAS JUST A GIANT MESS,,,                                                                               A BETTER WAY?
                                                                                                            HOW DO YOU GET
                                                                                                                AROUND
                                                                                                             THIS PROBLEM?


                                                                                                             THINGS JUST RUN
                                                                                                            SMOOTHLY AT MY NEW
                                                                                                               COMPANY, AND
                                                                                                           ALL THANKS TO COLONY.


                JIM REMEMBERS HOW IN HIS OLD COMPANY THAT
                        WAS ALSO HIS AVERAGE DAY...




© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM                                                            PAGE 1 OF 2
THE DEVELOPMENT                                                                                              ADDING MY
                                  PROCESS IS ACTUALLY                                                                                         LATEST FEATURE!!
                                  ONLY AS GOOD AS THE                                                                                               WISH
        ??                         PLATFORM YOU USE!                                                                                              ME LUCK!
      ? ??
       ?
                              DEVELOPING MONOLITHIC
                                APPLICATIONS WILL
                             ALWAYS BE AS PAINFUL AS                                                                       MONOLITHIC
                                    THEIR SIZE!                                                                    APPLICATIONS ARE LIKE UGLY
                                                                                                                      CEMENTED BRICK WALLS!
                      SO, WHAT CAN I DO                                                                               YOU CAN’T FIX THE HOLES
                          ABOUT IT ?                                                                              BECAUSE THE BRICKS DON’T FIT
                                                                                                                           AND YOU CAN’T
                                  THE SOLUTION IS TO                                                                  MOVE THE OTHER BRICKS
                                        GO MODULAR!                                                                   OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE
                                                                                                                  THEY’RE STUCK. AND IF YOU KEEP
                                                                                                                    PUTTING STUFF ON THE TOP
                                                                                                                     ONE DAY THE WHOLE THING
                                                                                                                       WILL JUST FALL DOWN!!




 MODULAR APPLICATIONS
  ARE SO MUCH SIMPLER!
 IT’S LIKE PLAYING WITH                                                                                          GREAT!
LEGOS, WHERE EACH BLOCK                                                                                     THAT WOULD MAKE
       IS A FEATURE.                                                                                           MY LIFE SO
                                 EVERYTHING GETS SO                                                          MUCH SIMPLER!
  THESE BLOCKS ARE                CLEANLY SEPARATED                                                          HOW CAN I GET
  WHAT ARE CALLED              THAT EVERYONE CAN WORK                                                           STARTED?
 COLONY PLUGINS, AND            ON THEIR OWN FEATURES!
   YOU CAN ADD AND                THEY JUST HAVE TO
   REMOVE THEM AT               THINK OF WHERE THEIR
       ANYTIME.                  BLOCK WILL HAVE TO
                                    FIT IN THE END.




                                                   NOW YOU CAN
                                                 EVEN TWEET WITH
                                                       IT!!
    HERE’S THE
     NEW USER
  CREATION FORM!!

                                                                                                                         JUST HEAD OVER TO:
                                                                                                                          GETCOLONY.COM




                                                                                      getcolony.com
                                          SOCIAL
                                                 R
                                          MANAGE
                        CE
                 INTERFA                                                               open-source
                                WEB
                      ER       SERVER                                                  easy setup
            W EB SERV                   SSL
                                                                                       intuitive documentation
                                                                     K                 getting started video tutorials
                                                                EWOR
                                                       Y   FRAM
                                                 COLON




© 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM                                                                      PAGE 2 OF 2

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Second Issue: Accelerated Development

  • 1. Nº2 ACCELERATED DEVELOPMENT WITH JOHN JIM GETCOLONY.COM
  • 2. JOHN WILL START WORKING ON A BIG PROJECT BECAUSE IN MY COMPANY NEXT WEEK AND HE IS SCARED OF STARTING IT... EVERYTIME THERE’S A BIG PROJECT WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE IT’S CHAOS, I FEEL LIKE I’M ? ?? JUGGLING ALL THE TIME!!! DAMN, I’M STARTING A BIG PROJECT I CAN’T GET ANY HEY JOHN, CAN THIS WEEK.. BIP BIP.. ERROR! FRICKIN’ WORK DONE YOU COME HERE AND WITH EVERYONE EXPLAIN ME HOW BUGGING ME THIS WORKS? WHY THE ALL THE TIME... LONG FACE? DID YOU MAKE THE DAMN, I THINK I COMMIT YET?? JUST MESSED UP YOUR FEATURE !!! IT’S HELL ON EARTH! NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR PART OF THE PROJECT. WHEN I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW SOMETHING WORKS I HAVE TO GO LOOK FOR WHOEVER KNOWS ABOUT IT, AND WHEN I FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS, I FIGURE OUT HE ACTUALLY DOESN’T KNOW THAT MUCH, AND THAT PERSON POINTS ME TO ANOTHER ONE, AND WHEN I FIND HER AND FINALLY GET AN ANSWER, I COME BACK ONLY TO FIND THAT SOMEONE OK OK STOP!!! MESSED UP MY CODE, AND I HAVE TO FIND WHO THAT PERSON WAS, AND I KNOW WHAT WHEN I FIND THAT PERSON, HE TELLS ME THAT HE WAS INSTRUCTED TO MAKE YOU ARE THAT CODE CHANGE AND DOESN’T UNDERSTAND WHY, SO I HAVE TO FIND TALKING ABOUT..!! THE PERSON THAT TOLD HIM TO MAKE THAT CODE CHANGE AND AFTER TELLING HIM THAT IT BROKE MY FEATURE, HE FIGURES OUT THAT HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT, BUT DOESN’T REALLY KNOW A BETTER WAY TO DO IT, SO HE GOES ASK SOMEONE ELSE....AND... MAN, IN MY OLD COMPANY IT WAS JUST LIKE THAT! 110010 011111010 = MONKEY CODING... NO ONE KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, BECAUSE THE CODEBASE YOU MEAN THERE’S WAS JUST A GIANT MESS,,, A BETTER WAY? HOW DO YOU GET AROUND THIS PROBLEM? THINGS JUST RUN SMOOTHLY AT MY NEW COMPANY, AND ALL THANKS TO COLONY. JIM REMEMBERS HOW IN HIS OLD COMPANY THAT WAS ALSO HIS AVERAGE DAY... © 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 1 OF 2
  • 3. THE DEVELOPMENT ADDING MY PROCESS IS ACTUALLY LATEST FEATURE!! ONLY AS GOOD AS THE WISH ?? PLATFORM YOU USE! ME LUCK! ? ?? ? DEVELOPING MONOLITHIC APPLICATIONS WILL ALWAYS BE AS PAINFUL AS MONOLITHIC THEIR SIZE! APPLICATIONS ARE LIKE UGLY CEMENTED BRICK WALLS! SO, WHAT CAN I DO YOU CAN’T FIX THE HOLES ABOUT IT ? BECAUSE THE BRICKS DON’T FIT AND YOU CAN’T THE SOLUTION IS TO MOVE THE OTHER BRICKS GO MODULAR! OUT OF THE WAY BECAUSE THEY’RE STUCK. AND IF YOU KEEP PUTTING STUFF ON THE TOP ONE DAY THE WHOLE THING WILL JUST FALL DOWN!! MODULAR APPLICATIONS ARE SO MUCH SIMPLER! IT’S LIKE PLAYING WITH GREAT! LEGOS, WHERE EACH BLOCK THAT WOULD MAKE IS A FEATURE. MY LIFE SO EVERYTHING GETS SO MUCH SIMPLER! THESE BLOCKS ARE CLEANLY SEPARATED HOW CAN I GET WHAT ARE CALLED THAT EVERYONE CAN WORK STARTED? COLONY PLUGINS, AND ON THEIR OWN FEATURES! YOU CAN ADD AND THEY JUST HAVE TO REMOVE THEM AT THINK OF WHERE THEIR ANYTIME. BLOCK WILL HAVE TO FIT IN THE END. NOW YOU CAN EVEN TWEET WITH IT!! HERE’S THE NEW USER CREATION FORM!! JUST HEAD OVER TO: GETCOLONY.COM getcolony.com SOCIAL R MANAGE CE INTERFA open-source WEB ER SERVER easy setup W EB SERV SSL intuitive documentation K getting started video tutorials EWOR Y FRAM COLON © 2010 - 2011 COPYRIGHT HIVE SOLUTIONS - HIVE.PT & COLONY FRAMEWORK - GETCOLONY.COM PAGE 2 OF 2