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This document presents a mathematical formula for determining what percentages various words represent when the letters of the alphabet are assigned numerical values from 1 to 26. It shows that "HARDWORK" equals 98%, "KNOWLEDGE" equals 96%, "ATTITUDE" equals 100%, "BULLSHIT" equals 103%, and "ASS KISSING" equals 127%, and concludes that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top.
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Simple math
- 1. Simple Math
- 2. Simple Math This equation should be taught in all math classes! From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
- 3. Simple Math What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
- 4. Simple Math We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
- 5. Simple Math Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
- 6. Simple Math It is obvious that H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
- 7. Simple Math And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
- 8. Simple Math But A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
- 9. Simple Math While B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
- 10. Simple Math Finally, and most effectively A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%
- 11. Simple Math So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top !