This document proposes a framework called the traveling miser problem to handle low priority network traffic. The key idea is to allow network nodes to locally store and delay low priority data to prevent excessive load on active nodes. The problem is formulated as finding the optimal parking schedules for packets to minimize time-dependent costs associated with parking at each node. Both online and offline algorithms are presented, with the online approach finding the cheapest nearby node to spend blocked time and the offline knowing all future link weights to optimize paths.