Wacky Definitions
- 1. Wacky Definitions!!! Compiled by Chrispiu 12 August 2008 Music: YuletideStrings
- 2. School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
- 3. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
- 4. Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
- 5. Marriage: It's an arrangement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
- 6. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
- 7. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
- 8. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- 9. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- 10. Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
- 11. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
- 12. Father: A banker provided by nature.
- 13. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- 14. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
- 15. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
- 16. Classic: Books which people praise, but do not read.
- 17. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- 18. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- 19. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
- 20. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- 21. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
- 22. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
- 23. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
- 24. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death