The document is a dream narrative where the author dreams about going on a vacation to Mars. In the dream, the author takes a luxury spaceship from New York to Mars. Upon landing, friendly Martians greet the author and escort them to rent a car. The next day, a Martian tour guide shows the author around Mars, taking them to the tallest mountain where it takes 3 years to climb and 2 weeks to ski down, an active volcano where they jump in, and a desert where they encounter and tease rock-eating creatures.