A2 script
- 1. AFTER YOU Thomas Hunt After You - Adam Linzey Finearts College 020 7586 0312
- 2. EXT. STREET.DAY A pair of legs in trousers with skinny shoes strides down the street. EXT. ROAD.DAY A pair of legs in track suite bottoms and a pair of legs in suits. EXT. CONFERENCE BLOCK. DAY. Both of them standing outside the conference block, offering each other to enter in the conference block. Both of them just standing there, not wanting to go in till the other person goes in. PERSON 1 Oh, I’m sorry. PERSON 2 No please, please After You. PERSON 1 Really it’s my absolute pleasure, After You. PERSON 2 shaking his head, as he doesn’t have the patients and just wants to enter the conference on time PERSON 2 After You PERSON 1 (Comically) Really, I absolutely insist sir PERSON 2 (Serious) I’ve got all the time in the world mate so please After You. PERSON 1 (Comically/Chuckling) I’m very, very, very happy for you to go in first so After You sir. PERSON 2 Okay, okay, cool, cool, yea you’re really happy. Well, it seems it’s sow important to you, why don’t you go first?
- 3. PERSON 1 You were clearly, you were clearly in a rush when you came pounding up behind me. PERSON 2 I Was in a rush?! PERSON1 Yea, you were in a rush. PERSON 2 I got here the same time as you. PERSON 1 Only because... PERSON 2 But I got to the door first. PERSON 1 You were chasing passed me, you’re clearly in a rush. P RSON 2 Chasing. PERSON 1 Chasing. PERSON 2 I get it, you’re trying to influence, your going to a lecture about influencing people, doesn’t mean that you have to be the last one through the door so After You. PERSON 1 Ladies first how about that? PERSON 2 You’re clever aren’t you, last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur. PERSON 1 Oh did you, Oh did you, right, so I tell you what, why don’t I wait for your dinosaur to arrive first, then you and your dinosaur can go in first, so After You with your dinosaur. 2.
- 4. PERSON 2 You think you’re funny don’t you? PERSON 1 I don’t think I’m funny. PERSON 2 Does that joke work down at the comedy club that you work at? PERSON 1 (annoyed) I don’t work at the comedy club. PERSON 2 Do you tell that joke to your mum? PERSON 1 (annoyed) I don’t work at the comedy club! PERSON 2 I mean look at you, why you even here, you’re not ready for this type of conference. PERSON 1 (confused) You see thats not necessary, I don’t understand what your doing. Please I’m asking you, I’ve been unemployed for four years okay? PERSON 2 I’m playing the worlds smallest violin for you. Nobody cares old timer! Now, After You. PERSON 1 (sad/annoyed) I’m asking you, please... I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY I’M ASKING YOU! After You!... AFTER YOU! PERSON 2 (aggressive) AFTER YOU! PERSON 1 Just go in. They both start pushing one another/both fed-up with each other just wanting this to end so they can both get to the lecture in time. 3.
- 5. PERSON 1 (CONT’D) After You. PERSON 2 After You. PERSON 1 After You. PERSON 2 Af-ter You. PERSON 1 After You. PERSON 1 (CONT’D) Oh fuck sake, you fucking bastard! You fucking bastard! Now we’re locked out! Look at what it says there “No late comers”, this is your fault. PERSON 2 My fault?! PERSON 1 Yea your fault. PERSON 2 My... fault?! PERSON 1 Oh I’m so upset right now PERSON 2 Fuck you... PERSON 1 Oh yea, nice. They continue talking as they both walk into the distance towards the exit of the building. PERSON 2 After you. PERSON 1 fed up with PERSON 2, having had enough of his attitude and enough of the whole conversation, storming off back towards the conference area. PERSON 2 (CONT’D) Hey where you going? After You! 4.
- 6. PERSON 1 looking back as he continues walking on towards the conference area. PERSON 2 stars walking down toward the conference area checking where PERSON 1 has wondered off to. PERSON 1 starts punching his fists into the air trying to release his anger towards PERSON 2. PERSON 2 starts hiding behind the wall hoping that PERSON 1 will walk right passed him. PERSON 1 walks up off the bench, and looks at the exit, seeing that the coast is clear he starts to walk to the exit happily assuming that PERSON 2 has walked out of the conference block. As PERSON 2 lets out a whilst, he starts laughing whilst PERSON 1 turns around. The doors start closing as PERSON 1 smiles and looks at PERSON 2 trapped behind bars. PERSON 2 stares at person one as he walks off and suddenly gets hit by a car. As PERSON 2 is staring at PERSON 1 he doesn’t notice it but the doors start closing. PERSON 1 answers with all the strength he can. PERSON 1 A...A..After Y...Y...You. PERSON 2 Af-ter You. PERSON 1 A...A...A.. 5.