Cooperisms.
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This document contains a selection of jokes from the British comedian Tommy Cooper. It provides biographical information about Cooper, noting he was known for his original comedic style and ability to perform magic tricks in a way that made them appear to go wrong. The document concludes by providing a link to a YouTube video featuring some of Cooper's comedy performances.
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Cooperisms.
- 1. Here are a selection of jokes from that comic genius, Tommy Cooper. What I liked about Tommy Cooper was his original style of humour.
- 2. I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, its P something T something R .
- 3. I was reading this book today, The History of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
- 4. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. 'So that was nice.'
- 5. I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' , so he gave me a kite.
- 6. 'I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman. I looked at her and cocked my eye. She looked at me and cocked her eye back. And there we stood, cock-eyed.
- 7. Two Aerials meet on a roof – fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
- 8. A man goes to the Psychiatrists and the Psychiatrist says: 'What's the problem’ The man says, 'I think I'm becoming a kleptomaniac. 'The Psychiatrist says, 'Here take these tablets and if you're no better in a week' ..... 'Bring me a colour TV'.
- 9. Tommy Cooper (19 th March 1921 – 15 th April 1984) was an Anglo-Welsh prop comedian and magician. He was known for making an art of getting magic tricks wrong, although he was actually an accomplished magician. WATCH:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAJ5jh4cK9o&feature=related