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Project Manager from
Hell
Munish	
  Malik	
  
Project	
  Manager,	
  Agile	
  Coach	
  
Crest,	
  Pune	
  
Are you losing your
Mind?
Project
Financials
Status
Reporting
Inception
Lift-offs
Expectations
from Senior
Management
Project
Governan
ce
Recruitm
ent
Stakeholder
Management
Leading
the team
Distributed
Teams
Release
Plan
Risk
Management
Retrospective
Project
Plan
Agile
Framework
“Only I talk to the stakeholders!”
“Why have you still not done
it?”
h6p://adigaskell.org/wp-­‐content/uploads/2014/04/abusive-­‐boss.jpg	
  
“Umm… That’s a great idea!
UNFORTUNATELY…”
“That was MY Idea!”
The favorite
question:
“What’s the
STATUS?”
“I told you that you will fail… Haha…
But you didn’t listen to ME”
“I make all decisions!”
“Why are you late today?”
h6p://i0.wp.com/anitaclew.selecEamily.com/wp-­‐content/uploads/2014/08/Angry_Boss_Checking_Watch_iStock_000007359190_Large.jpg	
  
That’d be great	
  
Umm, yeah, if you could just go ahead make
sure you do this from now on, That’d be Great.	
  
Oh, and remember: Next Friday is Traditional
Day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead &
wear a traditional dress, then, That’d be Great.	
  
Umm, yeah, I’m gonna need you to come
in on Saturday	
  
and if you could come on Sunday too,
then, That’d be Great	
  
and if you could start that meeting at 8 AM
and stay until 6PM then, 
That’d be Great.	
  
“No major updates from the
stakeholders  management meeting.”
Keeps the team in the dark
The other team’s velocity is getting
higher guys...	
  
Why is the story a 5… looks more like a 2
pointer to me…	
  
Committing to business without
consulting with the team	
  
Project Manager from Hell
PM plays many roles
Role of a PM towards the team
•  Build a team of
motivated
professionals
•  Set a clear goal
•  Let technical
people make
technical
decisions
•  Don’t pretend
that you can
write code better
than your team
•  Make sure the team has
everything they need to
get the work done
•  Remove blockers to the
team  the project
•  Empower the team to
make decisions  take
initiatives
•  Facilitate effective
communication amongst
the team members
Servant Leader:
•  Value diverse opinions
•  Cultivate a culture of
trust
•  Develop other leaders
•  Help people with life
issues (not just work
issues)
•  Encourage
•  Think long-term
•  Act with humility
That’d be great ;)	
  
Munish Malik
Project Manager
Agile Coach
Crest, Pune.
munish.malik@crest.in
munishmalik@gmail.com
http://www.slideshare.net/munishm

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Project Manager from Hell

  • 1. Project Manager from Hell Munish  Malik   Project  Manager,  Agile  Coach   Crest,  Pune  
  • 2. Are you losing your Mind? Project Financials Status Reporting Inception Lift-offs Expectations from Senior Management Project Governan ce Recruitm ent Stakeholder Management Leading the team Distributed Teams Release Plan Risk Management Retrospective Project Plan Agile Framework
  • 3. “Only I talk to the stakeholders!”
  • 4. “Why have you still not done it?” h6p://adigaskell.org/wp-­‐content/uploads/2014/04/abusive-­‐boss.jpg  
  • 5. “Umm… That’s a great idea! UNFORTUNATELY…”
  • 6. “That was MY Idea!”
  • 8. “I told you that you will fail… Haha… But you didn’t listen to ME”
  • 9. “I make all decisions!”
  • 10. “Why are you late today?” h6p://i0.wp.com/anitaclew.selecEamily.com/wp-­‐content/uploads/2014/08/Angry_Boss_Checking_Watch_iStock_000007359190_Large.jpg  
  • 12. Umm, yeah, if you could just go ahead make sure you do this from now on, That’d be Great.  
  • 13. Oh, and remember: Next Friday is Traditional Day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead & wear a traditional dress, then, That’d be Great.  
  • 14. Umm, yeah, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday  
  • 15. and if you could come on Sunday too, then, That’d be Great  
  • 16. and if you could start that meeting at 8 AM and stay until 6PM then, That’d be Great.  
  • 17. “No major updates from the stakeholders management meeting.” Keeps the team in the dark
  • 18. The other team’s velocity is getting higher guys...  
  • 19. Why is the story a 5… looks more like a 2 pointer to me…  
  • 20. Committing to business without consulting with the team  
  • 22. PM plays many roles Role of a PM towards the team
  • 23. •  Build a team of motivated professionals •  Set a clear goal •  Let technical people make technical decisions •  Don’t pretend that you can write code better than your team
  • 24. •  Make sure the team has everything they need to get the work done •  Remove blockers to the team the project •  Empower the team to make decisions take initiatives •  Facilitate effective communication amongst the team members
  • 25. Servant Leader: •  Value diverse opinions •  Cultivate a culture of trust •  Develop other leaders •  Help people with life issues (not just work issues) •  Encourage •  Think long-term •  Act with humility
  • 26. That’d be great ;)   Munish Malik Project Manager Agile Coach Crest, Pune. munish.malik@crest.in munishmalik@gmail.com http://www.slideshare.net/munishm